January 2009
Is rod Stewart in Taylor swift’s backup band?
December 2008
man it was flurries for about 10 minutes. now its...
msot awkward berenstain bears books →
via daily what
gawker on nyt
Of course, you don’t need to be drunk to have bad food-vomiting associations: a childhood of migraines can result in a lasting distaste for coke syrup — designed to soothe the stomach, but more often greeted in unhappy recognition a few minutes later chez toilet. Stomach flu can ruin just about anything for anyone. And a large sack of Wine Gums consumed during a four-hour French film can do...
Oh this is true
daveholmes:
Just made a chilling realization: Hugh Jackman is absolutely going to do a Bollywood dance number at the Oscars.
The 5 Types Of New Year's Eve Parties →
cakeface:
Party Type 2: There’s a Place Just a Few Blocks UpAnother product of poor planning. You’ve cobbled together a group of friends, some are visiting from out of town!, and you’re psyched and ready to go except no one made dinner reservations and oh fuck aren’t you supposed to like pay a hundred bucks to get inside a bar and stay there all night or something? No worries. There’s this...
“i am aware they do this for everyone, but it makes a person feel special.”
– amy, when zappos gave her free shipping.
“Ava: lol
this article is made out of cotton candy and rhinestones
i can tell...”
– regarding an interview with whitney port in nylon mag
“Fire officials in New Bedford, Mass., said a man using a blowtorch to melt ice...”
– of course it’s Nuhw Behdfahd. gross. via skllb
http://www.kptv.com/weather/18350425/detail.html#-
“Sorry, whores. Rojo is like a lesbian unicorn. She is a rare miracle that only...”
– dlisted on rojo caliente (cynthia nixon’s girlfriend, ben - she’s a lesbian - the redhead from sex and the city - no? - fine ben, skip this one) being hot slut of the week
“you can wear jeans for the rest of the week. but no holes. don’t look at...”
– S deMuth - BEST NEWS ALL DAY!!!!!!!
this is the lifestory of everyone i know.
somuchsass:
I’ve been applying to jobs all day, and they all require me to have a Master’s degree and have 10 years of experience. So basically, what I gather is that if I had started working when I was 12 years old instead of pretending to be Janet Jackson while dancing on top of my Minnie Mouse bedsheets, I would totally be employed right now.
we’re just a bunch of fucking underacheivers...
never before seen on this blog - a grammatically... →
from Fuck You Penguin, because I know Ben is...
Petting zoos are a hotbed of animal hubris. With children constantly saying how cute they are, it’s important to let the goats know that not everybody is on their dicks 24/7. This dandy here hasn’t gotten nearly enough humble pie, because he apparently thinks he’s next in line on the runway in fucking Milan. Ummm, not every goat just gets to lie around all day waiting for...
the end of civilization and high culture: nyt goes... →
i'm pretty sure this needs to be my daily regimen.... →
vincent might already be at this level.
2008: A Year Of Not Shutting Up.
daveholmes:
WORD/PHRASE THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN EVERYONE STARTED USING IT REAL CASUALLY, AS THOUGH THEY’D BEEN DOING IT FOREVER AND THE WORLD JUST CAUGHT UP:
(TIE) “Shitshow” and “In the tank for.”
WORD THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND WILL LIKELY BE WITH US FOR A GOOD LONG WHILE, BUT EVEN THE PERSON WHO MADE IT UP PROBABLY FEELS LIKE A DING-DONG WHEN THEY SAY IT:
...
muahaha pre-date checklist w commentary →
i think this is a few years old, it feels vaguely familiar…oh well, lolz via webzen
“Caroline was not the only one suffering from the Kennedy women’s obsessive...”
– from xx factor on slate, via amy. this is so wes anderson.
http://slate.com/blogs/blogs/xxfactor/archive/2008/12/29/caroline-kennedy-beauty-queen.aspx
“ “Bring back a little pubic hair. Not a lot. I’m not talking about...”
– Bill Mahr, quoted in a Salon article about pubes+W.+the recesh
http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2008/12/11/bush_back/index.html
The first Western Cookbook
The first Western cookbook appeared a little more than 1,600 years ago. “De re coquinara” (concerning cookery) is attributed to a Roman gourmet named Apicius who, legend has it, poisoned himself upon learning that he could no longer afford to eat fancy food. It is probably a mishmash of Roman and Greek recipes, some or all of them drawn from manuscripts that have since been lost. The editor was...
Geek Poem
isopod:nashamble:peetypassion: The text of the poem follows: <>!*''#
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SYSTEM HALTED The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, to wit: Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash, Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash, Bang splat equal at dollar under-score, Percent splat waka waka tilde number four, ...
