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they just don’t like the way you mock their girth! they’re sensitive about their appetites…

rosasparks:


lickystickypickyme:

Hungry Hippo says : LUNCHTIME!
read full story here.
on a more serious note:

Hippos have killed more people in Africa than any other wild animal 
Their gaping yawn is actually a threat, displaying long, thick canine teeth that can bite a boat in half 
They are the second heaviest land mammal after elephants, at up to 4,000lb and as much as 17ft long 
The creatures, whose name is Greek for ‘river horse’, can stay under water for five minutes
they just don’t like the way you mock their girth! they’re sensitive about their appetites…

rosasparks:

lickystickypickyme:

Hungry Hippo says : LUNCHTIME!

read full story here.

on a more serious note:

  • Hippos have killed more people in Africa than any other wild animal
  • Their gaping yawn is actually a threat, displaying long, thick canine teeth that can bite a boat in half
  • They are the second heaviest land mammal after elephants, at up to 4,000lb and as much as 17ft long
  • The creatures, whose name is Greek for ‘river horse’, can stay under water for five minutes
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